Im at strip club and am horny
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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