So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
why is half of my head shaved?
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