In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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