Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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