No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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