Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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