Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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