I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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