Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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