so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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