How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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