she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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