Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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