When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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