You're so nebulous sometimes
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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