no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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