The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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