He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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