Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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