Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day