There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool