we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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