He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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