Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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