Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
