dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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