4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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