So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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