He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Welp...herpes.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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