pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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