Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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