Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
whose ass print is on the piano?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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