I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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