I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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