the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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