I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
