i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Boobs speak an international language.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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