protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dicks are not precious.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
The air taste purple.
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