so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
