hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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