i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.