yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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