Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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