Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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