she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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