You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Panties = found
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