I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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