is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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