You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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