Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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