So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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