I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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